we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
This can only be settled by a dance off.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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