she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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