White coat. Heels.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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