By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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