Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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