i need an iv and a liver transplant
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
How many fucks given?
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