There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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