And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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