i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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