Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
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