Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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