she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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