He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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