i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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