I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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