No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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