Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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