Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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