ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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