so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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