he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
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