The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
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