Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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