whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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