Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Randomize
