Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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