Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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