Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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