You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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