Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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