I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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