I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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