He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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