In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
be right there i have to get my cape
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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