Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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