This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
