i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
