I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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