Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
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