Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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