Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
this is an emotional support booty call
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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