He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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