i permit you to call me
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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