what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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