piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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