i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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