i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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