Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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