How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
4 words: hood of his car
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
There's always time for handjobs
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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