Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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